The Horny Toad Guest House

A place to relax and enjoy life
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The Horny Toad


A word on Covid-19

When we welcome you to our Guest House, we want to let you know that we are committed to providing you with a safe environment that aligns with all protocols for COVID-19. We are following all guidelines recommended by the Sint Maarten Hospitality and Trade Association, Sint Maarten’s Ministry of Health and the CDC. We appreciate your cooperation with this effort.

For the latest entry requirement and travel advice to Sint Maarten click HERE.


The “Toad” is located near the middle of the beautiful 2.4 kilometer long (1.5 mile) Simpson Bay Beach with its soft sand and beautiful water. We are also very close to many excellent restaurants, bars, casinos, and other fun facilities.

Each unique suite comes with a fully equipped kitchen, WiFi, daily maid service, beach towels, all capped with STUNNING ocean views of the Caribbean Sea, with the islands of Saba and ‘Statia in the distance.

There is a large BBQ pavilion with 2 Weber gas grilles for guest use, but, it is also the location for the daily “Happy Hour” where “Toadies” congregate for good company, BYOB, occasional Hors d’oeuvres and snacks, and also to share their island experiences and plans. (So, bring your best snack recipes)

We have chaise lounges for guest use on our sandy beach situated behind a sturdy seawall, which provides some privacy from the main beach, while still providing uninterrupted ocean views.

We can make arrangements for a rental car, day trips, scuba diving, and many other fun activities, we can even do some grocery shopping for you, and have your unit stocked, so you can start relaxing as soon as you arrive.

PLEASE NOTE :- We are a non-smoking facility with no smoking allowed anywhere on the premises.